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What's That Smell ?

Duck! Poems that rhyme.

Charlie Brown Tree

Looking for a Charlie Brown Christmas tree                                
looking for one for you'ens and me                        
                                                                      
A tree nobody wants, small and ugly                      
But we  will love it , won't we?                         
                                                         
A straggely, funny looking little tree
to fit right in with us three                                                                           
                                                       
A lonely tree who's given up and sad                                                                        
we'll fill it with lights and love  .....
and  it'll be the best   Christmas tree we ever had !
 
We'll put fake snow under this fine tree
and snowmen for you and a snowmobile for me
 
And kitty will play  in the colorful tree...
with the shiny red balls and ribbons
and fill us with glee
 
Oh, God bless  us and our little happy tree
Merry Christmas to all... now go get your own little green ... Chucky.
        

Silly Cat Poem
 
The cat I got
The cat I got
Makes me smile and laugh alot
 
The  king of cats
The king of cats
Afraid of shadows
Afraid of rats
 
Oh, fluffy black cat
Oh, fluffy black cat
Funny, playful, clever, loving feline
Oh, this perfect cat of mine 
 
The cat I got
The cat I got
I love this cat...
And that's that!

A Good Time
 
For a good time...I'll make you a rhyme
I'll give it wings to fly...
And a voice to sing
I'll color it green and call it lime
 
I could add some tequila and salt
and we'll have some fun
After a bunch of them we'll make rhymes for everyone
 
Rhymes for free ...rhymes for free
Please take
 one...or two...or three
 
A good time will be had by all
Here..there's a rhyme on the wall...
For a really good time call....hey...that's my number..
Well  they've got a lot of gall!

On the fly

Like to write on the fly
Like to write on the fly
Creative juices flow
best I've ever done
Write it fast, first to the last
Like to write on the fly
Like to write on the fly
Don't waste paper, put it on the net
It's perfect...I'll get rave reviews
Like to write on the fly
Like to write on the fly
Oh, God..it didn't save
Oh, God it didn't save
Oh,God it didn't save!!!
Why me?

Keep your hands off my pain

There's a pain to being insane,of course you wouldn't know.
But those of us who are there know
Insanity is not silk and milk
Insanity is not a dove in love
Insanity is not pie in the sky
Insanity is not meals on wheels
I hear the high pitched laughter
I taste it in my mouth
I hear me screaming  Get out , Get out!
Am I talking to you ?
Do I have two heads?
Stop Whispering!
I see you staring at me
I see you glaring at me
I hear you swearing at me
I feel you tearing at me
I see your insides
I hear your thoughts
I dream your blood is green
And it begins to rain
Insane...insane
I know the pain
Don't touch it...it's mine
 

A Good Day
 
Some days are good , some are bad
Today was a good day , compared to what I've had
Some days of full of worry, some are full of hurry
Some days things never get done
Some days are simply not fun
Today was a good day , today wasn't sad
Some days are full of tears, some are full of fears
Some days make me mad
Today was a good day. I'm tired but I'm happy.
I'm grateful today was a good day
And now I'll stop , before I get sappy.

                           Which is it?
 
No sleep keeps you crazy..or crazyness  keeps you awake..
which is it?
I'm crazy about sleeping....I'm sleeping crazy...
which is it?
I've had about all I take
I'm up because I can't sleep...I can't sleep because I'm up.
If I'm down I'm up If I'm up I'm down
No sleep keeps you crazy...or crazyness keeps you awake
Who wins this round?

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